Funny - Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks

Friendship Greeting - Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

Love Greetings - Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Pickup Line - Crikey, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Blonde - What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever

One Liner - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute

General - Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!